35 Flirty & Funny Comebacks to “What Are You Wearing?”
“What are you wearing?” pops up in texts at 2 a.m., on Zoom when the camera freezes, or when your crush finally finds courage. A flat answer wastes the moment; a flirty-funny comeback turns it into inside-joke gold. This guide gives you thirty-five ready-to-send lines plus the psychology, timing, and safety tweaks that make them…